Everesting Mallory?

Beyond The Edge is a good film - http://beyondtheedgefilm.com/ - but some Brits still believe George Mallory beat them to it. Is this what Hillary saw? 

Night Bombing Dung Beetles On Their Way?

The idea of introducing new species of dung beetles to New Zealand seemed to be such a good idea at first because a lot of livestock effluent is being deposited daily on farms here and there is compelling evidence to show that new dung beetles could dramatically reduce  pastoral pollution.

There is however, 'a beetle in the ointment'! Scientists outside the development research team are warning that some varieties  of dung beetles fly around at night and we could be exposed to a new health risk as masses of crap carrying beetle bombers head for our homes and street lamps.

It shows, once again, that biological solutions to help farmers can annoy the rest of us by bringing in more problems than they solve. Like Mynas, who were introduced to eat crop eating insects and now ravage fruit orchards, dung beetles might end up being a real nuisance. If they are brought in, will we end up cursing those who flung dung at night into the barbie with their damned beetles!

Simple Simon And His Jonkey Bronco

Simon Bridges mounts his argument for the potentially hazardous deep sea oil prospecting off the coast of Kiakoura with approval from his boss, Prime Minister John Key. Like several other Cabinet ministers, Simon Bridges has followed Key's tendency to mash the English language with his Fush 'n Chipsh style of elocution. Picking up his boss's mannerisms is one thing, but his tetchy behaviour when interviewed by John Campbell revealed he has a long way to go if he has ambitions to become heir apparent.

Blog Returns

For quite some time I have been working on this character called Blog and his sometimes vengeful associate Splot. They will have their own blogsite and perhaps a strip might eventuate. 

Blog is an ex journo who has been made redundant and is now  trying to get back into the media as a freelancer. Time will tell if he gets there, but hope springs eternal in Blog's heart and his friends, pets and associates will all give him a helping hand, a comforting paw and occasional targeted incendiaries to those who stand in the way of success and social justice.

Johnny Jester On The Run?

Johnny Jester makes his debut. I have decided to ditch John Key as  Punch. Reason being, Baby Boomers might get the connection, but I doubt if many younger readers would. Also, Key has decided to mock David Cunliffe as a debating tactic and so the role as Jester/Joker seems somewhat more appropriate. Joker John and Johnny Joker sound interesting too. What do you think?

Billy Watched The Last America's Cup Race

Billy Puts In A Last Ditch Effort